Let's hope. I am pretty sure that I am not the only one who is ready for Old Man Winter to pack his bag and return to his home. I love entertaining, and I love guests. But Old Man Winter has overstayed his welcome here at Question Mark Farm.
Enchanting photos of a precious kiddo warming his cold feet by a nice, crackling fire are heart warming and all. But, I must admit...enough is enough.
This Farmerette is in need of some Vitamin D in its purest form. I mean, honestly, I have chunky thighs and jiggly arms that are in desperate need of a farmer's tan. Lets be honest here, we all know that tanned fat looks better than pasty white fat. I'm not ashamed to admit that the first flip flop tan lines of the year always make me feel 10 lbs lighter, either. Did I really shed 10 lbs while achieving those flip flop tan lines....of course not! As a matter of fact, let's not talk about the last time I shed 10 lbs....ha! I would have to dig deep to remember the last time I actually shed a pound, much less 10 of the bastards, and honestly, the only digging I am in the mood for is in the garden. But....can I do that today? Nope! "Why not? " , you may ask. Well, it's kind of an unwritten rule that digging in the dirt isn't allowed around here if the thermometer reads 55 degrees or lower. And since the thermometer reads 38 right now.
....on April 15th 2014, in Somewhere, TX, might I remind you.....there will be no digging in the dirt today.
So, thanks to our extended guest, Old Man Winter, today will devoted to laundry and dusting. Two things I can promise you that will never be written about on my blog. Ha!
Enchanting photos of a precious kiddo warming his cold feet by a nice, crackling fire are heart warming and all. But, I must admit...enough is enough.
This Farmerette is in need of some Vitamin D in its purest form. I mean, honestly, I have chunky thighs and jiggly arms that are in desperate need of a farmer's tan. Lets be honest here, we all know that tanned fat looks better than pasty white fat. I'm not ashamed to admit that the first flip flop tan lines of the year always make me feel 10 lbs lighter, either. Did I really shed 10 lbs while achieving those flip flop tan lines....of course not! As a matter of fact, let's not talk about the last time I shed 10 lbs....ha! I would have to dig deep to remember the last time I actually shed a pound, much less 10 of the bastards, and honestly, the only digging I am in the mood for is in the garden. But....can I do that today? Nope! "Why not? " , you may ask. Well, it's kind of an unwritten rule that digging in the dirt isn't allowed around here if the thermometer reads 55 degrees or lower. And since the thermometer reads 38 right now.
....on April 15th 2014, in Somewhere, TX, might I remind you.....there will be no digging in the dirt today.
So, thanks to our extended guest, Old Man Winter, today will devoted to laundry and dusting. Two things I can promise you that will never be written about on my blog. Ha!
Until my next post.........